Current Affairs

That's a clever title...

Today I officially put the bookend on a 7 day weekend. I've had some equal parts beautiful/poorly influential partnership in crime the last week...not to pass the blame, I've been a "devil" myself and been the source of good ideas to do bad things for the most part.

To get a only a touch in depth on that, as I hate to kiss and tell...a week ago monday I got a text from an acquaintance telling me of plans I should adopt for the night. It sounded like a good idea, so I cancelled a few things for that evening, had a good time, and decided I should cancel everything I was supposed to do the next day as well and drink Bloody Marys in bed. I put in about 2 hours of work between Wednesday and Thursday combined, and decided it was far more important to get back to the weekend.

So I did. Thursday became Friday, on which night I had a Mariachi band play on my balcony, followed by skinny dipping in the ocean with some babes, and that rolled into Saturday morning which started out with a bang, 2 shots of vodka before getting to the pub crawl, then hoodrat activities at said pub crawl (all of which I got away with)...which rolled into me waking up at 6am on my own couch Sunday morning for a church gig. Yes, I was still drunk. Well, drunk for the first service, then hungover for the second. Whatever, I play music better when I'm drunk...and didn't Jesus sponsor a party by turning water into wine once??? Sunday morning quickly ended and Sunday Funday started with a joint, lunch, booze on the beach, BBQ, beers, Drunk MadGab(official game of Hoodrats worldwide), good company and a very slim chance I was leaving my bed for work on Monday.

Boss emailed me Monday morning from out of town saying he'll be back in a week, which meant breakfast beers at Cocos, an afternoon joint and some afternoon delight. Best Monday I've ever had? Yup. To top that off I scored two epic goals in hockey and won the game for my team that night.

Then there was Tuesday...I got dressed for work...got some stuff ready...went to see a client that wasn't there...so I took the rest of the day to myself and decided that I REALLY gotta do some goddamn work tomorrow.

But that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you do bad things (all day drinking, drinking on the beach, drunk in public, open container, public nudity, illegal swimming in the harbor, not working for a whole week, smoking marijuana cigarettes, etc etc etc) and get away with it.