I've learned this from my good friends Cosmic Dave. One of the keys to getting away with bad things is to literally "not care about anything". Now I understand that can sound selfish (but again, we don't care), but let me further explain to shed some light on the subject and help influence you in your quest for getting away with doing bad things.
We all love our friends and our family and we obviously care about them and wish them well. However, if a judgemental friend/family member/stranger/etc were to say "you don't do anything but party" (which is blatantly not true, cause you also probably surf and play in a rock and roll band and sail and do a bunch of other rad shit) you should look them in the eye and say "I literally don't care about ANYTHING". I think it would help to have a 5th of whiskey nearby to crack open and take a swig out of just to prove your point. The fact is, you know you don't party too much cause everyone knows that Mondays and Tuesdays are typically reserved for NOT partying...and throw in a Sunday off every once in a while and a Tuesday or Thursday off here or there and you legitimately don't party TOO much. Screw them.
Bouncer at a bar or club. If they tell you to stop doing something, why should you stop if you don't care about anything? One time Cosmic Dave danced on top of a pool table to prove he didn't care about anything. One time I sprayed bottles of beer all over a crowded patio at a bar cause I didn't care about anything. One time the two of us together with some friends sat a table on that same crowded patio, smoked a joint in front of everyone there, the staff took note, told us how bad we were, then just walked away. We were very grateful for their compliment of our hoodrat activities.
You see, the main reason to not care about anything is it makes it easier to get away with anything. Then again, sometimes this kinda hoodrat shit gets you kicked out of bars...but it doesn't matter if you don't care about anything.
What makes Liam Gallagher so cool? He literally doesn't give a shit about anything!
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